Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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