im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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