No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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