in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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