playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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