A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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