It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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