the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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