so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
