but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
