So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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