what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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