Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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