well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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