Tell her she can't have a vagina
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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