and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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