You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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