does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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