hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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