I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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