She's JV to your varsity
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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