How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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