Define "chronic" masturbator.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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