i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There r osticjed everywhere
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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