Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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