Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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