We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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