your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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