Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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