Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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