I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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