I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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