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Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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