How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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