glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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