What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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