we have officially lost it.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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