Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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