Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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