The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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