You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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