Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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