girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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