Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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