i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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