If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
There are leaves in my underwear?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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