Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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