we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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