Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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