Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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