There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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