so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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