so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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