ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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