This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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