i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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