the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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