I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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